Today at a bookstore I came across a book entitled: Rain Can't Drink Cola. A breathtaking title! I opened randomly a page and there was written: "Rain likes to bathe in the sand." This sentence really blew my mind and I got instantly excited. Then I looked at the beginning of the book only to mutter: oh. Oh of disappointment.
"Rain" is the name of the dog the author keeps. This changes all those great sentences into banality. Que lastima! The rest is literature.